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Penal Colonies: Devil's Island & Angola, LA

Sep 2026 (recent) · 1 hr 50 min

In this week's episode, the boys are celebrating Labor Day and talking about their least favorite places to be forced into labor. What's worse, an island, surrounded by jungles, and thousands of miles from home, or somewhere much closer to home, but with much more brutal work and awful history? The answer involves rodeos!

Aug 31, 2026 · 1 hr 31 min

In this week's episode, the guys are talking about how worldwide demand for guano impacted world markets. We're heaping on piles of information about the folks who worked in the industry, from the guys who worked the guano fissures, to their very analytical bosses. There will be zero puns, we're only talking about guano mining in continents where it occurred.

Conspiracy Corner: Bronze Age Civilization Collapse

Aug 24, 2026 · 1 hr 56 min

In this week's episode, the fellas are traveling the Eastern Mediterranean on the search for Sea People. Were they the cause of the end of the Bronze Age, were they just one of several factors, or were they just a symptom of a larger disease?

La Ciudad Blanca: City of the Monkey God

Aug 17, 2026 · 1 hr 39 min

In this week's episode, the guys are going into the rainforest to chase ghosts and legends. From pre-Colombian settlements, to lying wannabe archaeologist spies, to the technology that turned rumors of a lost civilization into an actual discovery… and if that's not enough to get your attention, there's also a Monkey Curse!

North American Cryptids: West Virginia

Aug 10, 2026 · 1 hr 46 min

In this week's episode, the boys are stomping through the hollers of West Virginia in search of our favorite hillbilly cryptids. And yes, before you ask, we talk about Mothman. So come on in, pull up a chair, and place your bets on our Snollygoster vs. Snallygaster death match on this, Part 5 of our Cryptids Series!

Loving v. Virginia

Aug 3, 2026 · 2 hr 10 min

In week's this episode, Riley and Patrick discuss the complexities of how marriage laws evolved through English colonial territories, survived revolution and independence, and became so ingrained that disassembling them became a massive boondoggle, requiring the Supreme Court to allow a quiet, kind, modest family to return to their home and raise their children. So join us for hot takes on Thomas Jefferson, Sybian machines, blue people, and a set of codes that you can just add rules to when it suits you.

The Evolution of Paleontology

Jul 27, 2026 · 1 hr 34 min

In this week's episode, the fellas hypothesize on how crazy it must have been to be the first people to find dinosaur bones. We also mispronounce almost every scientific name we come across. RIP Dr. Alan Grant, we'll miss you.

The Whaling Industry

Jul 20, 2026 · 1 hr 59 min

In this week's episode, the guys dissect the history of whaling and how it drove industry and naval innovation for years. We also talk a whole lot about blubber, seamen, Moby DICK, and SPERM whales... because, you know, that's our bread and butter, baby! So grab your rucksack, climb aboard, and get ready to spend two and a half years with the same 20 guys hunting aquatic gods.

Corporate Cults: WeWork

Jul 13, 2026 · 1 hr 51 min

In this week's episode, the guys are bringing back Corporate Cults and talking about one real unlikeable fella. Come join us as we chant corporate mantras, attend weird conferences and summer camps, and inflate the ego of WeWork founder Adam Neumann. We definitely don't say anything negative about him or his incredible wife... we'd rather not be the subject of litigation, especially in light of our financial issues we address in the intro.

Arcane Brain: Psychiatric Medicine - Pt. 2

Jul 6, 2026 · 1 hr 49 min

In this week's episode, the gang is getting into the slightly more modern history of psychiatry. We're talking treatment methods that seem more cruel than competent and how psychiatric hospitals became bonafide diddle factories for people to sexually exploit the powerless. It's not an easy topic to make jokes around, but we manage to find a way.

Arcane Brain: Psychiatric Medicine - Pt. 1

Jun 29, 2026 · 2 hr 0 min

In this week's episode, the fellas are going way back in time to uncover the humble beginnings of psychiatry. From people who were legitimately clinically ill to people who were just inconvenient, we're talking about the road to modern psychiatry and exactly how we got from avoiding those cursed by the gods to direct intervention… for better or for worse.

Jun 22, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min

In this week's episode, the guys are celebrating Father's Day by talking about some of the raddest dads we can find. From the dad who started it all, to the wizard dad we all wish we had, to the dad who's mission to help his ailing child created the setting for millions of teenagers to learn important lessons about where NOT to be intimate, these dads are all beyond worthy of their Rad Dad trophies!

Cambodia: The Death of Rock n' Roll

Jun 15, 2026 · 1 hr 38 min

In this week's episode, the guys are exploring the evolution of Cambodian rock n' roll and its decimation after the overthrow of the government by the Khmer Rouge. We even added a cool soundtrack that will almost certainly get the episode flagged, but we don't care. Enjoy!

What is Truth - Perspectivism

Jun 8, 2026 · 2 hr 9 min

In this week's episode, the fellas are celebrating 100 episodes by tackling the most abstract, convoluted topic in the history of the podcast. Also, Patrick gets drunk and Riley and Drew ridicule him instead of addressing his problem with compassion and understanding. Happy 100th episode!

The Battle of Athens, TN

Jun 1, 2026 · 1 hr 55 min

In this week's episode, the guys uncover what happens when small town politicians decide that the rules don't apply to them and what happens when the people affected get fed up and take action. This episode's got it all: crooked cops, war heroes, Molotov cocktails, and an unlikely protagonist that Patrick never wants to stop quoting.

The Sinking of the U.S.S. Indianapolis

May 25, 2026 · 1 hr 44 min

In this week's episode, the boys are celebrating Memorial Day in their own unique way, by telling the story of the sinking of the USS Indianapolis and the tale of the men on board. As if surviving WW2 in the South Pacific wasn't enough of a trial, these men battled the elements, starvation, dehydration, and ocean predators and many of them never made it back. So take a moment and tip your cap to the brave men who made it and, more importantly, to those who didn't.

Survival Stories: Juliane Koepcke

May 18, 2026 · 1 hr 45 min

In this week's episode, the fellas are talking about one of the most incredible survival stories out there. As if surviving a plane disintegrating midair and then plummeting 10,000 feet into the Amazon rainforest isn't insane enough, this seventeen year old girl wandered through the jungle for eleven days and lived to tell her story… and now we're telling her story!

May 11, 2026 · 1 hr 48 min

In this week's episode, the guys are celebrating Mother's Day by talking about some of the worst moms we've ever heard of. From the slightly annoying to the downright insane and murderous, we've got all the perspective you need to get your mom some flowers this year.

The Battle of Puebla

May 4, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min

In this week's episode, the fellas delve into Mexican history, specifically the reason why blonde, white ladies chug margaritas and queso every 5th of May. Surprise! It's got absolutely nothing to do with Mexican Independence. So listen and find out the real reason!

Apr 27, 2026 · 2 hr 2 min

In this week's episode, the boys are doing their best to make an insanely boring topic interesting. Specifically, war bonds, treasury securities, and United States debt financing. We promise it's less boring than it sounds, but go ahead and prepare to feel very financially vulnerable for a little while.

The History of Marijuana Usage

Apr 20, 2026 · 2 hr 1 min

In this week's episode, the guys are celebrating 4/20 the best way they can… by talking about weed a lot while totally sober. We're old and we can't hang anymore, it just is what it is. However, we can tell a whole bunch of stories from our past alongside a fun walkthrough of marijuana's past! So gather 'round and listen to your favorite uncs explain how your favorite plant made its way to your pipe.

World Be Crazy: Movile Cave

Apr 13, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

In this week's episode, the boys are starting a new series. A series where we talk about weird stuff, things that we can't explain, and frankly, things that make us feel gross and want to throw up. It's alien stuff right here in our midst, so slap on your PPE and dive in with us.

Weird Religions: Panawave & The Universe People

Apr 6, 2026 · 1 hr 30 min

In this week's episode, the guys are celebrating Easter by using bedsheets to sidestep communist attacks, revive 90s indie noise rock, and talk to inter-dimensional, racist aliens. It's a silly one, but we can't be so serious all the time or we'll go crazy.

Mar 30, 2026 · 1 hr 36 min

In this week's episode, the boys discover the #1 lady to avoid making angry. Whether she did it for love, revenge, or to subvert a bigger war is anyone's guess. What we do know is that Olga of Kiev came up with some real crafty ways to kill thousands and still somehow managed to be sainted after her death.

The Life and Crimes of Kathy Ainsworth and Thomas Tarrants

Mar 23, 2026 · 1 hr 43 min

In this week's episode, the guys talk about some swampy business in the 1960s, civil rights era Deep South. Was it nature or nurture that turned an otherwise sweet, smart, pretty Kathy Ainsworth into a racially motivated bomber? Did Thomas Tarrants even have a chance at not becoming a KKK bomber? It's top to bottom radicalization, violence, and a redemption arc you probably won't see coming.

The Troubles: The Beginning

Mar 16, 2026 · 2 hr 29 min

In this week's episode, the boys strike a slightly more somber tone as we dig into the first 360 or so years of English colonization, occupation, and general f*ckery in Ireland, from The Plantation of Ulster to Bloody Sunday. It's part one of a series a year in the making, so we tried to take it seriously. Guest appearances by Blinky the leprechaun, Billy Connelly, and Liam Neeson.

Arcane Brain: The Final Spark

Mar 9, 2026 · 1 hr 37 min

In this weeks episode, the guys are taking a slight departure from history and talking about contemporary nightmares. What kind of nightmares? The kind where meat and metal are merged in a laboratory, the insane, unholy fusion that will inevitably bring about our untimely demise!!! Or maybe we're just overreacting. YOU DECIDE!

Revolutionaries: Dolores Ibárruri

Mar 2, 2026 · 1 hr 28 min

In this week's episode, the guys are spittin' Spanish, rattlin' revolution, and dishin' Dolores! Specifically, we're talking about a lady who grew up poor and ended up becoming a huge voice for Spanish revolution. Bonus: if you ever wanted us to deliberately be political, this is the episode to listen to. Won't happen for at least another 18 months, so soak it in!

Conspiracy Corner: The Dogon Tribe

Feb 23, 2026 · 1 hr 55 min

In this week's episode, we're exploring a pretty strange conspiracy involving ancient cultures, interplanetary visitors, white people, and invisible planetary bodies. Are aliens or French people to blame? Grab your goats, guard your private parts, and let's find out together!

History of the British Monarchy: Cousins!

Feb 16, 2026 · 2 hr 10 min

In this week's episode, the boys explore the magical land of Alba and the cousin banging that ultimately led to the intertwining (both nationally and genetically) of England and Scotland. Murders, mostly extrajudicial ones, abound as we discuss William Wallace, Macbeth, Vikings, kings with assorted bad nicknames, execution dogs, poorly written sonnets, and the love one can only feel from a cousin.

The Pinkerton Detective Agency

Feb 9, 2026 · 1 hr 37 min

In this week's episode, was he a good guy or a bad guy? Was he a man above reproach whose legacy was sullied by his sons or was vigilante justice always just part of their culture? Did Rivers Cuomo dedicate an entire album to him? Honestly, we don't know, but we're gonna talk about Allen Pinkerton for an hour and an half either way.

North American Cryptids: Hawaii, Washington, & Georgia

Feb 2, 2026 · 1 hr 50 min

In this week's episode, we're celebrating Groundhog's Day by phoning it in and talking about Cryptids… again. Have you ever wondered what creepy legends are lurking around Hawaii, Washington, and Georgia? Well it's mostly bigfoots and water monsters, but we still don't talk about those mostly. We're gonna keep it weird here on our 4th Cryptids episode!

Jan 26, 2026 · 1 hr 58 min

In this week's episode, we've got kids everywhere! Not in a weird, creepy way, in a fun, adorable way! We've got Ukrainian dog kids, Colombian monkey kids, Indian wolf kids, Kyrgyzstanian…?Kyrgyzstanese…? Anyway he's a sheep kid! We've got kids in the studio, the kind raised by humans! So grab YOUR kids and enjoy kid week here at Delete Everything Podcast.

Convict Leasing

Jan 19, 2026 · 1 hr 52 min

In this week's episode, the fellas are waist deep in swampy atrocities yet again! Come with us as we find out that sugar, salt, and "Black Auntie" are the ingredients for possibly the most horrific recipe ever. Bonus: Patrick struggles with a basic sentence for 4+ takes and Drew makes him look like an idiot by not editing it out.

Ancient Marvels: Chinese Caves, Statuesque Balls, & Giant Mountain H's

Jan 12, 2026 · 1 hr 31 min

In this week's episode, the guys spend an inordinate amount of time talking about statue genitalia. Are they any more or less interesting than mysteriously carved Chinese caves or ancient Bolivian cities that Riley can't pronounce? Probably not. But there's something about big, bronze balls that we just can't resist.

Movie Set Mishaps: The 80's

Jan 5, 2026 · 1 hr 58 min

In this week's episode, the boys are talking mutilation and disfigurement yet again as we explore a few more of the movies that you definitely know of and the mishaps involved in the filming that you probably haven't heard of. We also continue to gush a little more about Jackie Chan, because would it really be a Movie Set Mishaps episode without that?

Historical C*ck Blockers

Dec 29, 2025 · 1 hr 50 min

In this week's episode, who said you could fornicate? Certainly not your god or your government! On this episode, the guys explore the global and ancient tradition of dictating what goes on with what's in your pants. So bike lock your privates up and let's lay next to one another with no actual physical contact!

Crappy Holidays

Dec 22, 2025 · 2 hr 4 min

In this week's episode, the guys are discussing the worst Christmas tragedies we could find. Turns out the horrors don't take off for the holidays… and evidently neither do we! So enjoy your cooked goose, stuffing, and seasonal desserts along with a side of alarming tales of personal misfortune.

Bad Movie, Please Fix #2 - Battlefield Earth

Dec 18, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min

Man Animals! Rat Brains!

Mercator v. Peters Maps

Dec 15, 2025 · 1 hr 30 min

In this week's episode, Riley and Drew flip the script on Patrick and completely hoodwink him. Have you ever wondered what world map projections and 80s cartoons have in common? Well neither have we, and they aren't correlated at all, but we talk a whole bunch about both things anyway! Prepare to have your minds blown!

Wacky Disasters: Eruption of Mt. Tambora, The Great Emu War, Goldsboro, NC B-52 Crash

Dec 8, 2025 · 1 hr 37 min

In this week's episode, the fellas are getting you all geared up for the holiday season by talking about legitimate tragedies that drastically altered people's lives… and then minimizing those tragedies into a palatable 90 minute podcast so you don't feel bad about it! Why worry about the victims of the eruption of Mount Tambora, or the farmers who suffered through the Australian Emu Wars, or the hundreds of thousands of people who would have been vaporized if the worst case scenario had happened in the 1961 Goldsboro B-52 crash when like… Legos are hella unaffordable for your nephew's Christmas present?

Deep Sea Exploration

Dec 1, 2025 · 1 hr 35 min

In this week's episode, the boys are going balls deep… wait… they're going deep… underwater… in balls! We're talking all things deep in the ocean! Bathyspheres! Benthoscopes! Nuclear submarines! James Camerons! And what goes down between friends at the bottom of the Marianas Trench! So dive in with us, the water is freezing, inky black, and full of scary monsters.

Thanksgiving Traditions

Nov 24, 2025 · 1 hr 39 min

In this week's episode, the guys dive into how we ended up with the Thanksgiving traditions we celebrate every year. From turkey and stuffing to Black Friday, we're cooking up a whole batch of historical context. So everyone gather 'round the table and keep Riley away from the turkey.

Miyamoto Musashi

Nov 17, 2025 · 1 hr 44 min

In this week's episode, the guys are heading back to Japan to talk about confirmed badass, Miyamoto Musashi. We're following this guy from his "killing guys with wooden sticks" era in his teens all the way to his "killing guys with wooden sticks" era in his 30s. This guy REALLY liked bashing people's heads in with wooden sticks! That's not to say that he wasn't down to use his swords on 12 year old children though. Either way, we'll let the listener decide if Musashi was a certified technical killer or a bloodthirsty, homeless psychopath.

Nov 10, 2025 · 1 hr 38 min

In this week's episode, we're traveling to the Central Pacific to watch things go boom! Is that unexpected rain a sign of the end of all wars? Maybe. The entire coral reef turning into glass is just a fun side effect! Find out how close to the perineum we managed to drop our bomb this week.

Arcane Brain: The Monopoly Study

Nov 3, 2025 · 1 hr 49 min

In this week's episode, the guys are doing something a little different than they usually do. We're talking about social psychology experiments and how they mush our brains into acting like jerks sometimes. Hopefully you're listening to this from your cash-filled jacuzzi, inside your multi-million mansion, within your gated, beachfront community… on Park Place.

Oct 27, 2025 · 2 hr 28 min

In this week's episode, we're joined by guest host Jade "Dragon" Meadows to talk about the history of horror cinema. From the inception of the genre, which is cool, to Stephen King books and movies, which are lame and awful. Enjoy spooky season with our hot takes on a whole bunch of classic horror!

Bad Movie, Please Fix #1 - The Black Dahlia

Oct 23, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min

What happens when you combine a stellar cast, beautiful cinematography, and a darkly fascinating premise based on the real-life murder of Elizabeth Short, aka "The Black Dahlia?" Well, if you're director Brian De Palma in 2006, you make a piece of crap movie that sank at least one rising star. Join the Blongo Boys on this bonus inaugural episode of (possibly?) our next podcast: Bad Movie, Please Fix.

Survival Stories: Ada Delatuk, Steven Callahan, & Ernest Shackleton

Oct 20, 2025 · 1 hr 34 min

In this week's episode, the boys are exploring the wilderness to see what they're made of. We're talking about the absolutely insane survival stories of Steven Callahan, Ada "Blackjack" Delatuk, and Ernest Shackleton and crew. So prep your raft, load up your most edible/bangable pet, and let's set sail!

Colonization: Africa

Oct 13, 2025 · 1 hr 53 min

In this week's episode, the fellas are setting sail for the coast of Africa... where nothing bad has ever happened EVER. Join us as we discuss Europe's playbook for colonizing the resource rich continent and exactly how long term and far reaching the implications were/are. Honestly, no one is safe in this one, so, ummm... enjoy?

Corrupt Cop Stories

Oct 6, 2025 · 1 hr 56 min

In this week's episode, the guys are talking about bad police. Is that a political statement? Nope! We think you'll agree once you listen that these are just arbitrarily awful police officers. Seriously! They're bad bad not good people.

The History of Refrigeration

Sep 29, 2025 · 1 hr 41 min

In this week's episode we're joined again by guest host Brian Velez to talk about cold stuff. Does it seem like the most boring topic we've ever covered? Kind of, but it turns out that learning how ancient Persians and Romans had ice on demand is pretty damn cool! Conversely, learning how Industrial Revolution rich guys monopolized the production and distribution of ice is… predictable. So turn your thermostat down to 65 degrees, grab yourself an iced yak's milk, and enjoy!

Boring Man/Crazy Life - Pt.2

Sep 22, 2025 · 1 hr 44 min

In this week's episode the boys explore a couple of interesting lads. One who is seemingly a boring paper pusher with a seriously wild secret mission, and another popular, successful, and moderately interesting guy whose tales about his covert life are either total BS or are quite literally insane. We've also got buggery… lots and lots of buggery!

The Life and Crimes of Alfred Packer

Sep 15, 2025 · 2 hr 7 min

In this week's episode, the guys are following the world's worst wilderness guide on an absolutely mind boggling trip through the Rocky Mountains. So join us around the campfire as we dig into the meaty story of Alfred Packer and search for a single redeeming quality about him.

History of History

Sep 8, 2025 · 2 hr 0 min

In this week's episode, the guys are celebrating a year of episodes by tackling the most convoluted topic they could come up with: The History… of History! Cram yourself into this time machine with us as we hop about willy nilly, talking smack about Mesopotamian ingots and how not f**kable Neanderthals were (sorry Drew). Happy one year anniversary!

Sep 1, 2025 · 1 hr 42 min

In this week's episode, the fellas are diversifying their portfolios. Textiles, farming, glass fabrication: that's where the money is, especially when we can fully staff our businesses with 12 year olds! Join us as we ask the important questions like: Why did we allow this practice to proliferate so long ago? Why is "so long ago" still actually happening today? Do children really NEED all of their fingers? It's a coal cart full of atrocities and the crushed bodies of underage kids in this one!

Hollywood Crimes: The Black Dahlia Murder

Aug 25, 2025 · 2 hr 21 min

In this week's episode, the guys spend half of the episode lamenting the fact that they have to get into the gritty details of a brutal crime… which is something they've always avoided. But was Elizabeth Short's life cut short because she was unknowingly putting herself in harm's way or was she the victim of circumstance after someone she barely had any connection with saw an opportunity to fulfill his psychosexual predilections? Honestly, we don't know the answer, we just know that this was a heavy episode.

Allen Dulles and Sydney Gottlieb

Aug 21, 2025 · 58 min

In August's monthly mini, the fellas feel as if they didn't give full credit to a couple of the big names calling the shots in the CIA's MK Ultra program. So many shady dealings are interconnected in this one that, honestly, it just kinda goes from horrifying to impressive at a point.

MK Ultra - Pt.2

Aug 18, 2025 · 1 hr 53 min

In this week's episode, we've got more state sanctioned atrocities than you can shake a stick at! Plus we've got piles of dead monkeys, the mysterious death of Frank Olsen, French heroin cartels, and difficult questions about what to do with all of the orphan children we drugged and psychologically broke. Last week was just the prologue, baby, THIS one's where the action is… the terrible, tragic, unforgivable action.

MK Ultra - Pt.1

Aug 11, 2025 · 1 hr 40 min

In this week's episode, the boys dive deep into the lead up to the creation of the CIA and the scientific breakthroughs that inspired the OSS, the CIA, and infamous covert operations like Project Paperclip and Project Artichoke. We're spraying coastal cities with biological weapons… of knowledge, so hunker down for some state sanctioned atrocities in this first part of our 2 part series on MK Ultra.

Conspiracy Corner: Tartarian Empire

Aug 4, 2025 · 2 hr 3 min

In this week's episode, we're uncovering an ancient civilization that you've never heard of… you're welcome. Do we believe the theory? Are we convinced that everything that you've learned about archeology is completely false? You'll have to listen to the episode find out exactly how much our answer is "No, that's crazy!"

Pseudoscience Movements - Pt.2

Jul 28, 2025 · 1 hr 43 min

In this week's episode, spontaneous combustion, perpetual motion machines, and rumpology, oh my! Guest host Dwight Mosby joins Patrick and Riley in making candles with nothing but cigarettes and the grease from their fat old man boobs. Honestly, your favorite fortune teller probably couldn't have guessed the topics on this pseudoscience episode.

West Virginia Coal Wars

Jul 21, 2025 · 1 hr 55 min

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley head down the holler to deep dive the lives and history of West Virginia's coal miners. Along the way, we uncover the history of the term "redneck", a ruthless industry taking deeply unethical measures to keep their feet on the throats of their labor force, a truly badass folk hero, and the largest armed insurrection in the history of the US since the civil war.

Satanic Addendum

Jul 17, 2025 · 44 min

In July's monthly mini, the guys are focusing a little more on the silly side of the Satanic Panic of the 80's and 90's… well, that was the plan. Sadly, it still devolves into some horrors driven by the moral pearl-clutching of the gullible masses.

Jul 14, 2025 · 2 hr 23 min

In this week's episode, guest host Jake Teeters joins us in making fun of the Satanic Panic of the 80s and 90s. Unfortunately, and much to Riley's dismay, making fun of it didn't stop us from covering the very real consequences of idiotic moral panics and things get… well… predictably awful once we examine the McMartin preschool trials and the West Memphis Three.

Micronations: Hutt River, Sealand, & North Dumpling Island

Jul 7, 2025 · 2 hr 10 min

In this week's episode, hop aboard the S.S. Worm Dangler with the guys as they sail the world visiting their favorite micronations. They're selling baggies of wheat on the Hutt River, tossing homemade bombs in Sealand, and… I guess eating lots of dim sum in North Dumpling Island? Listen. Regardless of what they're doing, they are an autonomous nation unto themselves. The Nation of Blongo!

Arcane Brain: Mandela Effect

Jun 30, 2025 · 2 hr 7 min

In this week's episode, the guys explore the ways in which human brains can somehow simultaneously be impressive and yet so so so so dumb. In the process they also stumble upon a whole list of things they themselves have misremembered, thusly bringing this horrific memory machine around for a full lap. Join us if you have a dumb, stupid brain too as well!

North American Cryptids: New York, California, & Alaska

Jun 23, 2025 · 2 hr 29 min

In this week's episode, Riley can't find his white pants and Patrick falls in love with a seven foot tall woman with a dog's lower half. It's an episode filled with call backs and pitches for tv shows we'll never make as we celebrate our 50th episode the only way we know how, by talking about the most random legendary cryptids from New York, California, and Alaska.

Jun 19, 2025 · 50 min

In this first installment of our Monthly Mini series, we're taking a closer look at the insane life of Jair Candor, from being left to fend for himself as a child, to 36 years working with Brazil's Indigenous People's Foundation, to his discovery of multiple uncontacted indigenous tribes. Come hang with us while we talk about this guy who's seen more naked strangers in the forest than you'd find in an abandoned, woodland box of porn!

Uncontacted Tribes - Pt.2

Jun 16, 2025 · 1 hr 49 min

In this week's episode, we do a taste test to see if we can determine the difference between long pig and khakua meat. Our assessment? They both taste just like young cassowary! If you can make it through the hail of arrow fire, you should join us on our private, isolated island as we discuss the North Sentinalese and Korowai tribes.

Uncontacted Tribes - Pt.1

Jun 9, 2025 · 1 hr 27 min

In this week's episode, the boys aren't sure if they're dying of Dengue fever or from all of the poison dart wounds, but what they do know is that the ominous rustling in the bushes means there's some 'made for National Geographic' type nudity coming their way! Put on your bug spray because we're making contact with the uncontacted Kawahiva and Awa tribes of the Amazon rainforest.

Revolutionaries: Joseph Stalin

Jun 2, 2025 · 2 hr 14 min

In this week's episode, the guys don't know if Joseph Stalin was a visionary who was simply unable to enact his communist utopia or if he was a big, dumb idiot who was better built for revolution than he was for leadership… we're leaning in one of those directions, but you'll have to listen to find out which. We're dipping our Bolsheviks in Russian revolution this week, so form an orderly line for your weekly, government-issued DEP rations.

May 26, 2025 · 1 hr 44 min

In this week's episode, the boys discuss three pretty badass ladies: Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey, and Biruté Galdikas. Join us as we talk about each of their amazing stories, what it took to get there, and what they did with their reputation and stature once they realized their goals.

The Bretton Woods Conference

May 19, 2025 · 1 hr 53 min

In this week's episode, we make an attempt to appease a professor at a major university for that one time we back stabbed her in the middle of a huge bank heist. It was the last one, the one that was going to make us all rich so that we could finally get out of the game for good, and we stabbed her in the back... literally! Anyway, in order to make it all better we agreed to talk about the most boring topic on earth, but at least there are stories of topless Russian ballerinas, rich, drunken Chinese businessmen, and one singular man working himself into an early grave to ease the boredom.

HEY! LISTEN TO THIS!

May 15, 2025 · 1 min

Just a midweek call-to-action. We want your banana... pics. Send to our Instagram, our brand new BlueSky account, or our email at deleteeverythingpodcast@gmail.com. We'll make you internet famous! We're, like, a huge deal!

Fruit Wars - Pt.2

May 12, 2025 · 1 hr 46 min

In this weeks episode, Marcel Vizcarra joins the guys for the second part of Fruit Wars! Why does such sweet tasting fruit leave such a bad taste in our mouths? If fruit's so good for our bodies, why do these stories about them hurt our souls? Bananas aren't the only things that bruise easily this week, come find out what else in this horrific conclusion.

Fruit Wars - Pt.1

May 5, 2025 · 1 hr 48 min

In this week's episode, guest host Marcel Vizcarra joins the fellas in looking at the effects of corporate colonialism via... delicious fruit? That's right! Just when you thought that there couldn't possibly be anything dark, vile, or insidious about your favorite dessert and breakfast foods, we show up to reveal their rather grim history. So sit back and let us ruin fruit for you.

Bonus Episode: Illegal Songs

May 1, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

In celebration of Patrick's birthday, we have a calm, thoughtful, collected conversation about songs that were banned in the wake of the September 11th attacks and why the reasoning behind picking those specific songs all makes perfect sense. At no point are any 9/11 jokes made nor are there any impressions of any songs/artists with varying degrees of accuracy.

Corporate Cults: Panda Express

Apr 28, 2025 · 1 hr 56 min

In this week's episode, Riley and Patrick recreate their first ever episode, kind of. If you're a fan of shoving unhinged religious philosophies in your bum, racism toward blue people, and screaming your biggest insecurities at strangers while in your underwear in exchange for subpar orange chicken, then this episode is tailor made for you. After all, cults are more fun when there's also corporate synergy!

Weird Religions: Scientology

Apr 21, 2025 · 2 hr 33 min

In this week's episode, we're done celebrating Easter and now it's time to get weird! So break out your E-meter and audit us raw, because we're doing wacky crap like worshiping the now deceased Prince Philip as our messiah. Also, has anyone seen Shelly Miscavige? We've got a cool 9/11 electronica track we want to share with her.

Book Review: The Bible

Apr 14, 2025 · 2 hr 9 min

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley risk eternal hellfire and damnation to discuss The Bible, its history, and what stories didn't make the cut. Is it a book that should be read as factual historical nonfiction, or a list of parables and fables meant to teach bigger lessons on how to create a moral society? Be warned: Nothing will prepare you for the end of this episode.

Yasuke: Black Samurai - Pt.2

Apr 10, 2025 · 1 hr 37 min

In this bonus midweek episode, we pick up on Yasuke's progress within Japanese society and where he goes after the death of Oda Nobunaga. This episode's got it all! It's got zombie ninjas! It's got potentially old Jewish Samurais! It's got heads getting lopped off! It's got a disappearing black guy! What are you waiting for?!

Yasuke: Black Samurai - Pt.1

Apr 7, 2025 · 2 hr 34 min

In this week's episode, Jevon Bartley is back to help us discuss another historical badass. A nameless African slave turned freed man who ultimately ended up promoted to samurai by one of the most powerful men in Japan's history. Do we know a lot about Japan's history or culture? Not particularly. Are we going to talk about it at length anyway, possibly getting multiple facts insensitively incorrect? Yup! Will we make black samurai penis jokes? Stay tuned to find out!

History of The British Monarchy: Henry VIII & Kids

Mar 31, 2025 · 2 hr 1 min

In this week's episode, we're picking right up where we left off in Royals Pt.1, both in terms of monarchy lineage and cousin banging jokes. How bad is tertiary syphilis really? How many phantom pregnancies is too many? Find out the answers to these questions PLUS how well Henry VIII could kickflip on this stupid episode!

Conspiracy Corner: Helen Keller

Mar 24, 2025 · 1 hr 47 min

In this week's episode, we ask the important questions: Was Helen Keller a eugenicist? Was she the privileged beneficiary of a pre-Civil War South? Was she really blind and deaf? A plagiarist? In a romantic relationship with Anne Sullivan? So many questions and we answer NONE of them! Enjoy another futile week here at DEP.

The History of Saint Patrick's Day

Mar 17, 2025 · 1 hr 34 min

In this week's episode, the guys get in touch with their Irish ancestry, not through diligent research and deeply introspective conversation, but through drunken penis jokes and generally crass behavior… the way Maewyn Succat (rap name Saint Patrick) would have wanted. Happy St. Paddy's Day!

Pirate Queen Zheng Yi Sao

Mar 10, 2025 · 1 hr 57 min

In this week's episode, we're sailing the Chinese Seas! If you think you know pirates and you don't know this woman, then you're a foolish amateur! This episode's got prostitution, piracy, betrayal, Chinese junk, having babies with your adopted son, gambling, jerks who murder civilians, and… flower boats.

The Night Witches

Mar 3, 2025 · 2 hr 0 min

In this week's episode, the guys genuinely gush over female Russian World War 2 bombing squads… specifically the first female combat pilots in the world. If you've ever wondered what teenage Russian girls and Lord of the Rings have in common, this is the episode for you.

J. Edgar Hoover and COINTELPRO

Feb 24, 2025 · 2 hr 32 min

In this week's episode, the boys are catering specifically to the guys listening in on the wiretap! We know you work hard, men (or women) in the unmarked van down the street, so this one's for you.

Tales from the Underground Railroad

Feb 17, 2025 · 2 hr 5 min

In this week's episode, what if we told you that beating up authorities, giving drugs to children, holding people at gunpoint, and using the United States Postal Service to ship humans could all be acts of incredible bravery? That's right! Things aren't always black and white, so pour yourself a shot of crappy, flavored rum and explore some shades of gray with us.

The Underground Railroad - Pt.2

Feb 10, 2025 · 1 hr 46 min

In this week's episode, Riley continues walking on eggshells while discussing more of the history of American chattel slavery in the shadow of a growing abolition movement and Patrick takes too much cough syrup and fails his attempts to make up coded slave hymnals designed to pass along instructions for a revolt. Our second chapter of this two-part series has arrived, and we've solved racism... AGAIN!

The Underground Railroad - Pt.1

Feb 3, 2025 · 2 hr 24 min

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley try to maintain a solemn tone while discussing one of the more difficult topics in our history. We hope you find our ignorance charming and our jokes tasteful as we examine the history of chattel slavery and the beginnings of slave revolts and escapes in our first chapter of this two-part series.

The Life and Crimes of John Edward Robinson

Jan 27, 2025 · 2 hr 43 min

In this week's episode, the guys sift through 35 years of mind-blowing criminality. From postage stamp heists to murdering wheelchair bound children, this "successful" family man was an unstoppable force of truly messed up behavior who somehow managed to escape his comeuppance for way too long. So join us as we open this 55-gallon barrel of insanity!

Jan 20, 2025 · 2 hr 6 min

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley sift their way through sloppy reviews and even sloppier work sites as they try to sort out how a combination of broken treaties, clueless New York lawyers, KKK affiliated Danish polygamists combined to swallow up Six Grandfathers and crap out Mount Rushmore.

Movie Set Mishaps: The 90's & 2000's

Jan 13, 2025 · 1 hr 54 min

In this week's episode, the boys avoid maiming and dismemberment yet again as we explore a few more of the movies that you've certainly heard of and the accompanying mishaps during filming that you probably haven't heard of. We also take some time to gush a little more about Jackie Chan.

Theme Park Calamaties

Jan 6, 2025 · 2 hr 8 min

In this week's episode, guest host/our producer Drew Bowlby joins us as we talk about some of the tragic events that get swept under the rug in our nation's theme parks, so please pull your restraints down tightly, keep all hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the car at all times, and don't forget to secure any loose items as Delete Everything Podcast launches you to adventure!

Bonus Episode: Lily Phillips

Dec 30, 2024 · 34 min

We finally stayed on task for an entire episode... maybe because we're talking about an OnlyFans model.

Christmas Traditions

Dec 23, 2024 · 1 hr 33 min

In this week's episode, Riley finds out that he gets to eat the cookies that get left out for Santa and Patrick tries to find nice things to say about a young Thomas Edison. So grab a slice of fruitcake and sign yourself up for the naughty list as we get into the history of some of our "American" Christmas traditions.

Bonus Episode: Hot Dog Rules

Dec 19, 2024 · 38 min

We think this one is about the dos and don'ts of eating hot dogs and sausages, but who knows... it might just be 40 minutes of veiled threats against the president of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

Wacky Disasters: London Beer Flood, Texas City, Lake Nyos

Dec 16, 2024 · 1 hr 46 min

In this week's episode, the guys discuss some more crazy disasters in history. So flick away your cigarettes, raise a warm pint of London porter, and try not to keep track of the body count on this one because it's pretty brutal.

Boring Man/Crazy Life

Dec 9, 2024 · 1 hr 58 min

In this week's episode, Riley discovers there's an impression that he can do better than Patrick, but Patrick is also hopped up on cold medicine so it may have all been a fever dream. Either way, it's time to eat some mushrooms, update your virus software, and be real sad and emotionless about everything as we discuss three pretty boring dudes and the wild lives they led both in and out of the public eye.

Westward Expansion - Pt.3

Dec 2, 2024 · 1 hr 58 min

In this week's episode, we shoot an expensive cow and hire a drunk, instigating translator to talk to the cow's owner. Also, the railroad is finally done, thanks to a lot of people who we definitely won't treat poorly in the immediate aftermath! It's the final chapter of our three-part series on American westward migration

The Mayflower Voyage

Nov 25, 2024 · 1 hr 52 min

In this week's episode, we're borrowing sugar from our neighbor (whose name we can never quite get right) so that we can make a delicious pie and gather everyone around the table to tell a tale about a group of godly buckle fanatics who took an unconventional sailing trip 400 years ago.

Westward Expansion - Pt.2

Nov 18, 2024 · 1 hr 51 min

In this week's episode, the boys blaze a path further west, burning down native conversion schools and sharing a lovely meal with the Donner family as they make their way to Sutter's Mill, CA. Will they strike it rich, or will they live out their days as indentured servants? Find out in part two of our three-part series about American westward migration.

Westward Expansion - Pt.1

Nov 11, 2024 · 2 hr 5 min

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley are fording the Mississippi River and heading west. One of us will contract dysentery and one of us will catch a Sioux arrow in the chest. Find out who lives and who dies in this, part one of our three-part series about American westward migration.

Pseudoscience Movements - Pt.1

Nov 4, 2024 · 2 hr 16 min

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley leave their underground bunker of healing crystals and aromatherapy diffusers to explore the pseudoscience movements of the past. So double check your moon cycles to see if it's safe to hop into this Faraday cage with us because the Orgone energy is about to be off the charts.

Children's Horror

Oct 28, 2024 · 2 hr 4 min

In this week's episode, submitted for your approval, guest host Brian Velez joins us to debate the fine line between regular horror and horror for children. Were any adults actually scared by the Child's Play movies? Is Stephen King actually a kids' novelist? The answers await you, right before your eyes and beyond your wildest dreams.

Game Night Tragedies

Oct 21, 2024 · 1 hr 58 min

In this week's episode, guest host J. Sheehan joins us as we get into some of the best cases of the worst behavior during family game night. So dust off your 20 sided die and roll for initiative because only one person gets to be the car in Monopoly.

Bonus Episode: Tim Valley Interview

Oct 17, 2024 · 2 hr 5 min

In this episode we do our first interview with our friend Tim Valley. We discuss the history of the skinhead movement, how it was co-opted by white supremacists, and how it's being taken back. We also tackle the topics of white privilege, cultural enlightenment, and we solve racism!

Late Night Horror Hosts

Oct 14, 2024 · 2 hr 2 min

In this week's episode, guest host Brian Schelling joins us for over-the-top cheesy puns and gratuitous cleavage as we talk about the history of low budget horror on late night television. We honor some of the horror hosts that captivated us over the years and discuss their contributions to so much of modern popular culture.

History of The British Monarchy: The Beginning

Oct 7, 2024 · 2 hr 10 min

In this week's episode, the boys grab their noble steeds, mount their cousins, and ride off to centuries of unending battles in an attempt to figure out where the British monarchy came from and how far is too far when making fun of them. Zero brother-cousins were harmed in the making of this episode.

North American Cryptids: Colorado, Wyoming, & Illinois

Sep 30, 2024 · 2 hr 0 min

In this week's episode Riley takes off his mining pants to catch some critters and Patrick is off chasing wayward kangaroos as we reveal the stories behind some of our favorite cryptids from the states of Colorado, Wyoming, and Illinois.

Welcome to The Freakshow

Sep 23, 2024 · 2 hr 13 min

In this week's episode, we're hopping on a caravan to learn about the incredible lives of those who used to work in traveling freak shows. From tiny knights to the sex lives of conjoined twins, this episode is well worth the price of admission.

Movie Set Mishaps: 2010's & 2020's

Sep 16, 2024 · 2 hr 24 min

In this week's episode we'll attempt to keep our heads on our bodies as we explore why so many movies have so many awful accidental maimings and deaths that we rarely hear about. Don't bother checking your safety gear, just dive right in with us.

Wacky Disasters: Molasses Floods, Whiskey Rivers, & Meat Showers

Sep 9, 2024 · 1 hr 54 min

In this week's episode we're discussing some of the craziest, silliest "disasters" throughout history. Wring out your whiskey-soaked hats, open your mouth, and look up at the sky in hopes of... meat(?) while the boys put together their Pepsi Froot Joose sponsorship pitch.

Fad Diets through the Decades

Sep 9, 2024 · 2 hr 12 min

In this week's episode, guest host Jevon Bartley joins us while we're working on our sexy summer bods and banging out a list of diets you should never try! Join the boys in drinking pee and dropping L.B.s.

Inconsequential Presidents: Van Buren, W.H. Harrison, Garfield, & McKinley

Sep 9, 2024 · 2 hr 15 min

In this week's episode we're chatting about the elite list of men who have served as United States president and exactly how few of them we know anything about. The boys delve deep, with unwashed hands, for shredded bullets of information about some of our unknown commanders-in-chief.

Alien Invasions

Sep 9, 2024 · 2 hr 33 min

In this week's episode, keep an eye on your backyard lest you miss the unmarked SUVs pulling up full of G-men searching for throat humping xenomorphs... or maybe it was just swamp gas? The boys discuss some strange goings on and why it's probably definitely aliens.

North American Cryptids: Florida, Louisiana, & Michigan

Sep 9, 2024 · 2 hr 40 min

In this week's episode Patrick wakes up with a pain in his chest and Riley finds piss in his shoes, so our boys set forth of a mission through the mythical cryptids of Florida, Louisiana, and Michigan in search for answers.